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09-27-2010, 05:18 AM
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The Big joke topic
Hi friends,
It’s time to have some fun and relax. Topic title say it all, I will start: Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles. Girl: Well that is because we aren't married yet. 
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10-04-2010, 11:16 AM
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Two boys are sitting in a cematary hidden competley behing a tree and start counting nuts....
Boy one:One for you, one for me, one for you...... While they are counting some nuts drop by the fence Later, a biking boy comes by, and hears the boys counting, but cant see them. He looks throughly and then realizes it must be god and the devil dividing up souls. The kid goes down the street and sees an old man. Bike Boy: Sir,sir, the god and the devil are dividing up souls, come quick Old man: I aint got time for your gibberish, besides, I cant walk that well! Soon, the bike boy coxed the old man. When they got to the cemetary, they heard the two boys dividing nuts, thinking they were god and the devil. Old man:You wernt kidding boy! They both listened intently...... Boy one:One for you, one for me, there thats all Boy two: lets go get those nuts by the fence and well be outta here They say the old man made it back to town 5 minutes before the kid on the bike.
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P-A-G-G-I-G-A-L-O, thats may name, dont wear it out.
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